Some People

The things that come out of some people's mouth is absolutely insane to me sometimes. This morning, I was doing hall duty in my normal post, leaning up against a doorway with my back to a stairwell. A teacher who is across the hall was coming up the stairs (3 minutes AFTER the bell rang, which would make her 13 minutes later, but I guess she can do whatever she wants!). She leans in as she walks by and says, "Ya know, you can really tell you are pregnant from the back now!"

W.T.F. Is that supposed to mean?

News flash lady, I have only gained 1.5 lbs.

Suck it.