Oh Kids

The school district Michael and I work in has a strict no cell phone policy. Since I teach the little ones, I rarely have this problem, while Michael teaching middle school, constantly deals with this issue. Recently he had a student who's cell phone went off in class. He confiscated it and told her to see him after class. The conversation went a little like this:

Husband : Why do you have you cell phone on you? You know it's a write up.
Girl : Yes, I'm sorry.
Husband : Why was it on? At least have it off.
Girl : It was off, the static electricity in my pocket turned it on.

Really? Needless to say, my husband handed the phone back and sent the girl on her way without a write up.

Pretty clever, and funny response.